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Tuesday, February 14th, 2006
8:34 am
Thursday, January 19th, 2006
8:45 pm
Power tips from a computer scientist
I'm taking a course entitled "The Internet" right now. The first lab assignment was to create a blog and make one entry. It's a challenging course, but I think I can pull through. Here's the result:

Sunday, January 1st, 2006
1:21 am
Somebody owes somebody ten dollars.
Tuesday, September 13th, 2005
8:53 pm
My computer screen is littered with reminders of things I need to do. Lindsay says I should use a whiteboard for that. But I think whiteboards are too risky. What if you sneeze all over it? Bam, all your writing is gone. I can sneeze on my computer all I want and nothing goes wrong.
Tuesday, August 23rd, 2005
1:32 pm
Saturday, July 16th, 2005
1:02 pm
Religion never tasted so good

Now you can entomb your favorite deities in a sacrilicious prison of chocolate so dark that God himself could not eat his way out. Bite the head off of Laughing Buddha! Take a nibble on Kokopelli's flute! Become as fat as Ganesh! NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR FASTING!

Also, I found this picture during a Google image search for "ganesh." No, I don't know what's going on either.

Sunday, July 10th, 2005
6:47 pm
Sunday, June 26th, 2005
2:33 pm
Further evidence that women are objects

I am going to be playing with this until someone gives me a lecture about its reprehensible patriarchal undertones.
Thursday, June 16th, 2005
7:27 pm
If you are male, you're going to love this. (Females should go ahead and watch too, though they may not get as much out of it.)
Sunday, June 5th, 2005
6:28 pm
Thursday, May 12th, 2005
3:22 am
Spread the hate
Once every few months when I run out of useful things to do, I scroll through my Livejournal friends list. These question lists are everywhere. What is it you kids call them? "Memes?" I'm not even sure how to pronounce that, and I bet none of you do either, which is why I've never heard the word in real life. Seems like their goal is to bring people closer together without conveying any useful information. Let's face it, that's what we do most of the time when we talk to anyone. I'm going to mix it up a bit. This one is about tearing things apart. List the things that are pissing you off. It's short, because goddammit, it's 3:30 AM and I smell like horseradish.

The "I Hate Everything" Meme:

One hobby you think is a complete waste of time:

One genre of music you can't stand:

One current trend that is stupid as fuck:

One movie that everybody liked but you:

A phrase that you never want to hear again:

Political faction that annoys you the most:

I may comment with my own answers, depending on what I feel like doing tomorrow. Don't let that stop you.
Wednesday, May 4th, 2005
12:43 pm
liek omg wtf c u l8r boi lolllll
Hot damn, I should put this quiz on my resume.

English Genius
You scored 100% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 100% Advanced, and 100% Expert!
You did so extremely well, even I
can't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon
intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don't. You
have an extensive vocabulary, and you're not afraid to use it properly!
Way to go!

Thank you so much for taking my test. I hope you enjoyed it!

For the complete Answer Key, visit my blog: http://shortredhead78.blogspot.com/.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 76% on Beginner
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 69% on Intermediate
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 90% on Advanced
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 98% on Expert
Link: The Commonly Confused Words Test written by shortredhead78 on Ok Cupid
Sunday, April 17th, 2005
1:10 pm
Tuesday, April 12th, 2005
8:09 pm
Monday, April 4th, 2005
12:47 pm
You scored as Nazi. <'Imunimaginative's Deviantart Page'>


















What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?
created with QuizFarm.com

Sorry Dan.
Monday, March 28th, 2005
7:45 pm
What should I do with 80 Cadbury Creme eggs?
Sunday, March 20th, 2005
8:07 pm
This weekend was amazing, boring, educational, hilarious, confusing, painful, and exhausting. And that's how it ought to be.
Tuesday, March 15th, 2005
2:01 am
Katie's Blue Underwear Fan Club Awareness Post

~~~A Poem for Katie~~~

for why you not answer phone
I know its not you to want to be alone
the pain I feel not come form you
just brought about by what you do
in my mind I keep it hidden
far away from being ridden
for if not have this feel in me
I do not know what I would do with me
please understand
being put down makes me less of a man
I know you try the best you can
those before you have tried in vein too
to make me happy nothing seems to do
Im sorry I make you feel bad
off your feelings now I feel sad
just remember that if you feel alone
Ill be here and waiting by the phone


JOIN THE FAN CLUB TODAY! (college kids only)

Tuesday, March 8th, 2005
5:41 pm

I've had these for as long as I can remember. Post here if you have them too, so we can get detached retinas together.

Monday, February 21st, 2005
4:36 pm
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